http://www.sexisforfags.com/
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*whipes tear*
wow, I love the human race and its sheer idiocy.
on a side note....
Go have sex!Especially all you virgins!You'll probably think a little straighter.
premarital sex will not kill you, god does not exist, most catholic celebrations are derived from northern european pagen rituals so that the religion could be easily introduced into their culture, condoms and spermacidal foam used together work very well (these also used with birth control pretty much reduce all risks), dont have sex with whores.
In general, if you're smart, and watch yourself, you will not get an std.
(oh, and since when did having sex become an unnatural thing?)