black trenchcoats and cat shoes

She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellow'd to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

Wednesday, March 12, 2003

DragonAngelN6: weeeeeeeeee!:D
Shadow Stalynn: weee
DragonAngelN6: I dont get sat reviews tonight
DragonAngelN6: cause dem bitches be cancled
DragonAngelN6: BOOYAH!!
Shadow Stalynn: lol
DragonAngelN6: *does the dance of happynesS*
Shadow Stalynn: name a shakespeare play
DragonAngelN6: romeo and juilet
Shadow Stalynn: less common
DragonAngelN6: hmm
DragonAngelN6: oh god the one about the girl who goes nutz and kills herself
Shadow Stalynn: lol WHICH
DragonAngelN6: and she's on a boat
DragonAngelN6: lol
DragonAngelN6: oh my god I know it and my brain is beign retarded
Shadow Stalynn: beign?
DragonAngelN6: shut it
DragonAngelN6: :p
Shadow Stalynn: *opens it*
DragonAngelN6: *clamps down on your hand*
Shadow Stalynn: *ejaculates*
DragonAngelN6: *runs up a tree and throws up*
Shadow Stalynn: i win!
DragonAngelN6: dear god
Shadow Stalynn: lol
DragonAngelN6: remind me never to do that again
DragonAngelN6: if your going to do that
Shadow Stalynn: lol
Shadow Stalynn: at least i didnt get any on you.
DragonAngelN6: http://www.rkpost.net/
DragonAngelN6: true
DragonAngelN6: ooo I smell corned beef and cabbage
Shadow Stalynn: lol
DragonAngelN6: sweet
Shadow Stalynn: *ejaculates*
Shadow Stalynn: uhoh
Shadow Stalynn: i think its broken
DragonAngelN6: eee!!O_O hold your liquids
DragonAngelN6: plug it or something
Shadow Stalynn: *stuff gets all soaked and sticky* gaaaaaah this isnt as fun as it seems!
DragonAngelN6: no wait...the build up of force might make your penis explode
DragonAngelN6: my god go get a towel
Shadow Stalynn: I'd back up if i were you...
Shadow Stalynn: *the room begins to fill* shit. we're gonna drown.
DragonAngelN6: climbs up a wall*
DragonAngelN6: *jumps out the window*
Shadow Stalynn: *climbs out the winodw*
Shadow Stalynn: Its gonna be REALLY easy to track me, if someone ever wants to.
DragonAngelN6: dear god...so many sperm
DragonAngelN6: LOL
Shadow Stalynn: I could repopulate an entire PLANET at this rate...
DragonAngelN6: LOL!!!
Shadow Stalynn: Well, it looks like the movie Waterworld was only HALF right
DragonAngelN6: omg
Shadow Stalynn: unless we wanna be swimmin in it, we all better just take one for the team and start drinkin.
DragonAngelN6: O_X
DragonAngelN6: I got an idea
DragonAngelN6: bottle it and sell it to the sperm bank
Shadow Stalynn: O.O
Shadow Stalynn: we're rich.
DragonAngelN6: you'll have millions of little matt's!!!
DragonAngelN6: *thinks*
DragonAngelN6: wait thats bad
Shadow Stalynn: ill control the world...
Shadow Stalynn: cool!
DragonAngelN6: LOL
Shadow Stalynn: this is actually starting to burn...
Shadow Stalynn: this cant be healthy...
DragonAngelN6: if you controll the world I call the Bora Bora islands
DragonAngelN6: you'll run out eventually
Shadow Stalynn: i dunno
DragonAngelN6: unless you havent masturbated.....ever...
Shadow Stalynn: looks like we opened a dimensional rift or something
DragonAngelN6: with your sperm?
Shadow Stalynn: *shrug* i suppose.
DragonAngelN6: OOOOOOooooo corn beef!:D
DragonAngelN6: brb
Shadow Stalynn signed off at 6:48:57 PM.

ah yes the randomness of rants!!!:D